Thinking about people, that handsome one and I managed to make sense of the way people behave entirely in terms of cock size. Some day they will acknowlege us as geniuses but until then i will consider categorizing every one i meet into: big cock, happy cock, small cock.
It actually has very little to do with the actual size of your cock. It is all do with the perception of your own cock and how you feel it measures up in relation to others’ cocks. Looking at this the other day, we together realized that it reflects and explains behavior of almost every single individual we know (males anyway, girls are a little more complicated). Anyway, i think i might try and do some research based on this idea but until then… this is our observation and theory- Picton, Laura Grace & Wilton, Lee. (2012). The Penis perception and behaviour model:
This how it works:
Big cocks- these are people who feel they have a bigger cock than everyone else. They are typically self centered, selfish, arrogant, argumentative and stubborn. They are free agents and do as they please without much regard for others. Even those that like them, recognize their flaws and find them a bit irritating. They are usually ‘in it’ for their own ends and have little regard for the pleasure of others…thinking that just ‘being’ is pleasurable enough for other parties. Often attractive, but this is not a necessity as it is all to do with self perception, these people are highly confident but this comes with a superiority complex- the feeling that they are above other people; as essentially ‘higher’ beings and thus look down on others.
Happy cocks- these people don’t even really think about their cocks. Instead they go with anything and are happy just having a good time. They don’t have many insecurities, hang-ups or issues or feel jealous or inferior to anyone. They know how to use what they have and tend to pleasure others. Getting along with most people, they are neither the centre of a party nor the ‘one in the corner’ instead they are a member of the group who people like.
Small cocks- these are people who feel they have a smaller than everyone else. Instead of accepting what they have been given, they feel envious and jealous of those around them, especially those ‘bigger cocks’. They may appear bitter to others and the insecurity they feel may affect mood as a whole. These people are often unhappy and feel they have been ‘hard done to’. Easy quitters and with little self confidence to go for what they truly desire, they drift into the back drop of most social situations. These people are often frustrated and fear rejection, as a result, they don’t put themselves forward in social situations and limit giving pleasure to others in case they fail and thus feel even more helpless. These people may be loners but this isn’t necessary as most big cocks will latch on to these individuals reinforcing their big cock personality and in turn confirming the small cock personality to the individual with a small cock.
Sub category:
Compensating cocks- these are small cocks who desperately seek to be big cocks. Of course their cocks will never be bigger so, instead they compensate by: being overly confident, or buying a big expensive car/house etcc… typically, they try to mask every single characteristic which would show them to be a small cock. The problem is… the majority can see straight through the ‘persona’ as it is impossible to hide having a small cock!
The categories aren’t fixed however, instead it is better to think of cock size and thus personality, as on a continuum. People may be the right hand side of the continuum of left.
What i would now like you do…
Think about males you know and think about their behaviour. I am confident that, with hardly any thought even, you will easily be able to categorise them into one of those listed above.
I am not obsessed with cocks, even though i have said the word about a million times in this post… i just think i’m on to something here! In fact, you can replace the word ‘cock’ with ‘perceived attractiveness to others’ and it explains women too.
Anyway, where do you think you fall?
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