January 2012
18 posts
Three types of people...the cock analogy
Thinking about people, that handsome one and I managed to make sense of the way people behave entirely in terms of cock size. Some day they will acknowlege us as geniuses but until then i will consider categorizing every one i meet into: big cock, happy cock, small cock.
It actually has very little to do with the actual size of your cock. It is all do with the perception of your own cock and how...
Sometimes i think i would be better off alone in a dark room because if there are three things i know about myself they are: that i dislike most people, that i find most actions annoying and that i moan continually about both of these things.
If Famous Writers had Written Twilight →
suzywire:
Haruki Murakami:
Bella has sex with Edward, who is half a ghost. Jacob is a talking cat. Most of the prose is given over to descriptions of Bella making pasta.
