January 2012
18 posts
Three types of people...the cock analogy
Thinking about people, that handsome one and I managed to make sense of the way people behave entirely in terms of cock size. Some day they will acknowlege us as geniuses but until then i will consider categorizing every one i meet into: big cock, happy cock, small cock.
It actually has very little to do with the actual size of your cock. It is all do with the perception of your own cock and how...
Sometimes i think i would be better off alone in a dark room because if there are three things i know about myself they are: that i dislike most people, that i find most actions annoying and that i moan continually about both of these things.
If Famous Writers had Written Twilight →
suzywire:
Haruki Murakami:
Bella has sex with Edward, who is half a ghost. Jacob is a talking cat. Most of the prose is given over to descriptions of Bella making pasta.
December 2011
25 posts
2011- How to judge a good year.
In 2011, i didn’t get married, i didn’t have a baby, i didn’t buy a house or a car and i didn’t get my dream job. I didn’t begin to even want any of these things. Instead i actually began to enjoy life, and ONLY enjoy. In the past 6 months of the year I have had no stress, i haven’t had a single argument with anyone, i have seen some of the most beautiful places...
Merry Christmas from Thailand
For anyone who has envied our trip… well today i shove envy back at you. First things first, my only enjoyment of today has been waking up with my beloved, beautiful beau.
We woke up in our hotel room- a £12 complete shit hole. There is only cold water so we indulged ourselves in a freezing shower. The weather is shit: overcast, dark, dull and actually, pretty chilly. No presents, No family...
Under the sea...
I feel i have finally found a world where i could fit. A weightless, colourful world where there is peace and quiet. The tingling sensation on your skin of the fragments of another place connecting with you. I let go of my ongoing concerns awhile ago… but down there no thoughts even enter my mind because there i am, exploring a world that so many will never see. X
“Well … I like the word Soul, and I like the word Mate”
– Big “Sex and the City” (via whereiamhappiest)
Society is ugly, not you.
“I: a universe of atoms, but merely an atom in the universe.”
– Norman Walton
November 2011
14 posts
You're Something
Darling, I don’t need you To complete, to create To fulfill, to relate To relax, to refine To sublimate, to define Me.
But I miss Your ability to do so.
(sometimes I’m lazy, I like to lean on you.)
Don’t mind if I do.
So far, so near- an autobiography x
Born into a world on 23rd march at 5.30am on a Thursday; mum sat knitting. Born in 1 minute. A childhood of accidents: dropped down stairs, drank bleach, jumped into a fire, rolled down a hill and cut my vag open, broke my ankle on a swing…social services enter and i jump of my ma’s knee and brake my other ankle. Fun times.
First real words spoken age 4. Scared to death of dolls in...
